Vignettes: Night of the Living Anal, The Penis Fly Trap, The Present, The Acu-Jack Incident
Night of the living Anal - Lenny was worth more dead than alive, and his greedy wife and scumbag boyfriend knew it! So they killed him and buried him in the backyard! Lenny's life insurance paid promptly and they were rich and to show her happiness she offered her virgin ass up to celebrate. If Lenny lived he's roll over in his grave, and he did.
The Penis Fly Trap - What a strange seed it was. Plant it in the garden and it would grow and bring happiness. Little did our moron neophyte farmers realize they were planting a penis fly trap. A plant that is not as edible but also eats you.
The President - Daddy's pretty girl just got past her freshman year in college and deserved a present. Something to help her relieve the stress of studying. Every single girl remembers checking out their dolls to make sure they're anatomically correct. What a pleasant surprise, a doll that really works.
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